Tuesday 21 February 2012

It's time for some unmasking of patronizing patriotism...

Lets start with The Jester (also known by the leetspeak handle th3j35t3r) a computer vigilante who describes himself as a grey hat "hacktivist." He or she claims to be responsible for attacks on Wiki-Leaks, 4chan, Anonymous, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Islamic websites. and He or She has the cheek to be claiming to be acting out of American patriotism.

Just to be clear The Jester had stated that he is a former soldier and has served in Afghanistan and elsewhere... I am sorry to tell you all folk's this is a bare-faced lie. You see the Jester has no formal back-ground within the US Military and sadly the only military action he has engaged in has been whilst playing Gears of War on his x-Box. 

It's terribly sad but it's also very true...

How do I know, I hear you all ask... Well you see the idea of activism when used in conjunction with computer hacking is not a grey area, it's as black as can be, just like these words right here in Black & White.

So in order to ascertain the merits of the Jester I decided to engage in a little "hacktivism" of my own!

That's right folk's I hacked into the Jester's connection and took a long hard look at this so called American patriot, this vigilante that so many look up to as a hero is not even American.. Yes you're hearing it right... But words are not enough without 'Proof' right.. So here's a little something for all you fellow hackers & trolls out there.

First lets take a long hard look at this fellows IP Address. (if you wonder how I obtained that, all will be revealed) what I did was send him a poisoned hyper-link from here which I uploaded onto his world-press blog, our super slick and ultra smooth hacking vigilante wasted no time at all clicking the link... As you can see in this next screen shot.
Yes, he clicked the hyper-link and whilst being re-directed to Google I snaffled his IP Address... Oh I am so awfully naughty!

Once I obtained his IP then performing a reverse lookup was simple and took a matter of seconds.

The Jesters IP Block of 193.35.134.17 belongs to Orange Personal Communications Services, who just happen to be located at Orange Personal Communications Services St. James Court, Great Park Road, Almondsbury Park Bradley Stoke BS32 4QJ

But thats not all, oh no I always save the best for last, once I had obtained proof of his provider I then went to phase two, Geo-Location mapping.

Would you all like to know where the "hacktivist" who calls themselves the Jester really lives?

Well that would be right here on this street silly...
Would you like an aerial view?
Thats right if you zoom in you'll notice that row of houses is called 'Jester Cottage' and Jester Cottage just happens to be located at:
Jester Place, Queensbury, Bradford, West Yorkshire, BD13 1JP

So in hindsight an American patriot, an uber vigilante? Or just some school kid masturbating at the thought of being a real soldier whilst playing with his Virtual Machine. You decide...

But know that Yorkshire is famous for something else, it spawned a generation of 'Tango' soft drink adverts and the Jesters favorite catch phrase would just happen to be "Tango Down!" leading one to conclude he must now know what it feels like to be "Tango'd"

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